Posts Tagged ‘ comma series ’

Comma Sense: Restrictive

Restrictive, dependent clauses: When a dependent clause is vital to the sentence’s meaning, there’s no need to set it off with a comma. Orgasm is a physical response that anyone can achieve. She loved getting her pussy licked from side to side. Now mark the unnecessary commas: When faced with two options, she chose the [ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Nonrestrictive

Nonrestrictive, dependent clauses: When a dependent clause adds information to a sentence without changing its meaning, set it off with a comma. She is the madame of the house, which offers both male and female prostitutes. I squeezed all the muscles in my pelvis, another trick for exaggerating an orgasm. Now you try: Nobody likes [ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Complex Is Sexy

Sentences with complex predicates: When both parts of a predicate modify the same subject, there’s no need to separate them with a comma. He lowered himself to her vulva but did not get a warm welcome. Now mark the unnecessary commas: To render him impotent and weak, Delilah waited for him to fall asleep, and [ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: But She Closed Her Legs

Compound Sentences: Use a comma to separate two independent clauses. He lowered himself to her vulva, but she closed her legs. Now you try: Samson fell asleep after having sex and Delilah cut off all his hair. Our round bed promised to vibrate for a quarter so we put one into the machine[ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Beneath Me Slithered . . .

Introductory phrases that directly precede a verb: Omit the introductory phrase’s comma when it is followed directly by a verb. Grinding on my boyfriend’s lap was my best friend. Now mark the unnecessary commas: Out of the bedroom, stepped three beautiful, naked women. Beneath me, slithered my girlfriend, her new boyfriend, and a man none [ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Before Getting Off . . .

Introductory phrases: Set apart most introductory phrases with a comma. Before getting off, can you please share that vibrator with the rest of us? Now you try: As we discussed let’s start with the handcuffs and ankle restraints. After the first orgasm they tried to keep the energy high enough for a second one[ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Your Kiss Is On My List

Series with conjunction: Separate each item in any list with a comma—even the last item and its conjunction. Before I whip you, I will need your consent, your lover’s consent, and all your clothes. Now you try: Ankles and ear lobes had always been sexier to her than the typical tits ass and thighs. Reach [ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Sexy Descriptions

Adjective series: When you have more than one adjective in a row, separate them with commas. All Maria had ever wanted was a skilled, caring lover who knew how to top her. Now you try: Sexy long elegant legs have always turned me on. Their bodies rocked to the same raunchy quaking motion all night [ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Hot Dates

Separate each element of a date with commas. He lost his virginity on Monday, April 1, 2000. Now you try: Ken and Barbie will be available for a threesome Tuesday night February 1 1999. The last time I saw that perfect ass was on Friday March first a year ago[ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Is There Anything Sexier Than a Well-placed Comma?

In these first ten days of June, dear readers, I offer you a series of common comma dilemmas. And since I’m just back from a fantastic voyage through Spain, I’ll augment each comma lesson with a sexy photo from the trip. Do you feel confused or muddled when placing commas in your sentences? Do you [ READ MORE ]

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