Posts Tagged ‘ commas ’

Talking Dirty: Orgasms and Vibrators

Pardon me, for this blog post contains sexually explicit examples or content. If you are under the age of 18 or just uncomfortable with sexually explicit material, you may want to check out one of these sites about grammar and writing instead. Direct Objects Dialogue is usually the direct object of a transitive verb denoting [ READ MORE ]

Talking Dirty: Tags, Paragraphs, and Commas

Pardon me, for this blog post contains sexually explicit examples or content. If you are under the age of 18 or just uncomfortable with sexually explicit material, you may want to check out one of these sites about grammar and writing instead. Dialogue Tags A dialogue tag has two objectives[ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: But She Closed Her Legs

Compound Sentences: Use a comma to separate two independent clauses. He lowered himself to her vulva, but she closed her legs. Now you try: Samson fell asleep after having sex and Delilah cut off all his hair. Our round bed promised to vibrate for a quarter so we put one into the machine[ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Beneath Me Slithered . . .

Introductory phrases that directly precede a verb: Omit the introductory phrase’s comma when it is followed directly by a verb. Grinding on my boyfriend’s lap was my best friend. Now mark the unnecessary commas: Out of the bedroom, stepped three beautiful, naked women. Beneath me, slithered my girlfriend, her new boyfriend, and a man none [ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Before Getting Off . . .

Introductory phrases: Set apart most introductory phrases with a comma. Before getting off, can you please share that vibrator with the rest of us? Now you try: As we discussed let’s start with the handcuffs and ankle restraints. After the first orgasm they tried to keep the energy high enough for a second one[ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Your Kiss Is On My List

Series with conjunction: Separate each item in any list with a comma—even the last item and its conjunction. Before I whip you, I will need your consent, your lover’s consent, and all your clothes. Now you try: Ankles and ear lobes had always been sexier to her than the typical tits ass and thighs. Reach [ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Sexy Descriptions

Adjective series: When you have more than one adjective in a row, separate them with commas. All Maria had ever wanted was a skilled, caring lover who knew how to top her. Now you try: Sexy long elegant legs have always turned me on. Their bodies rocked to the same raunchy quaking motion all night [ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Hot Dates

Separate each element of a date with commas. He lost his virginity on Monday, April 1, 2000. Now you try: Ken and Barbie will be available for a threesome Tuesday night February 1 1999. The last time I saw that perfect ass was on Friday March first a year ago[ READ MORE ]

Comma Sense: Is There Anything Sexier Than a Well-placed Comma?

In these first ten days of June, dear readers, I offer you a series of common comma dilemmas. And since I’m just back from a fantastic voyage through Spain, I’ll augment each comma lesson with a sexy photo from the trip. Do you feel confused or muddled when placing commas in your sentences? Do you [ READ MORE ]

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