Eroica’s Erotica, Episode 8: Lists

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Lists in running text need to have parallel construction, both grammatically and conceptually.

I felt light-headed, aroused, and my genitals were engorged.

Let’s look at the three items in this list:

  • felt light-headed
  • felt aroused
  • my genitals were engorged.

It’s pretty obvious which one doesn’t belong, right?  You can’t make a list like this and have that third phrase sticking out like an engorged clitoris.  It’s bad grammar and just won’t sound right to your readers. Here are a couple possible rewrites:

I felt light-headed and aroused, and my genitals were engorged.

I felt light-headed, aroused, and like my genitals were engorged.

In the first rewrite, I’ve created a compound sentence.

In the second rewrite, I’ve added the word like to create a list of three parallel items. You can always test the items in your list by lining them up, like I did above. Here’s the new list.

  • felt light-headed
  • felt aroused
  • felt like my genitals were engorged

Works better this time, huh?

Also note comma placement in the second rewrite. Each item in the list is followed by a comma, even the one that’s followed by the word and. This is known as the serial comma and is the subject of some controversy among grammarians.

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  1. May 12th, 2011

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