Sexy Birthday Homonyms: stationary & stationery
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It’s week three of the Sexy Grammarian’s birthday month of homonyms. My sexy example sentences guarantee you will never use the wrong word again! Here’s today’s:
Use the adjective stationary for something that stays still, as in:
I tied him to the only stationary object in the room: the bed.
Use the noun stationery to write a letter, as in:
I inhaled her perfume on the stationery and read the naughty note again.
What is a homonym? Generally speaking, homonyms are any words that sound the same but have different meanings. Read more about homonyms, homophones, and homographs on Wikipedia, and check out this exhaustive homonym list.