Sexy Birthday Homonyms: insure & ensure

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It’s week three of the Sexy Grammarian’s birthday month of homonyms. My sexy example sentences guarantee you will never use the wrong word again! Here’s today’s:

The verb insure is to guarantee against loss or harm, as in:

This new dildo is a work of art; I’m even going to insure it for a large sum of money.

The verb ensure is to secure or make certain, as in:

I stuffed pillows between the wall and the bed to ensure our safety.

What is a homonym? Generally speaking, homonyms are any words that sound the same but have different meanings. Read more about homonyms, homophones, and homographs on Wikipedia, and check out this exhaustive homonym list.

Come back Monday to learn the difference between your, you’re & yore. Subscribe to make sure you never miss another Sexy Grammar lesson. Write to me for private lessons via Skype or in person.

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