Sexy Birthday Homonyms: your, you’re & yore

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The Sexy Grammarian’s sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet:

The pronoun your expresses the possessive of you, as in:

I can feel your hard-on against my leg.

The contraction you’re is short for you are, as in:

You’re so sexy.

The obsolete noun yore describes a time past, as in:

The vibrators of yore masqueraded as treatments for hysteria.

What is a homonym? Generally speaking, homonyms are any words that sound the same but have different meanings. Read more about homonyms, homophones, and homographs on Wikipedia, and check out this exhaustive homonym list.

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