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Sexy Birthday Homonyms: eight & ate

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I’ve celebrated my 8 years in business this September with daily homonyms, and for the last dance, I offer:

The verb ate is the past tense of to eat, as in: Continue reading

Sexy Birthday Homonyms: reek & wreak

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The Sexy Grammarian’s sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet:

The verb reek is to smell strongly, as in: Continue reading

Sexy Birthday Homonyms: steel & steal

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The Sexy Grammarian’s sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet:

Steel, a noun, is a form of iron, as in: Continue reading

Sexy Birthday Homonyms: pain & pane

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The Sexy Grammarian’s sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet. I dedicate this pair to Eminem because every time I hear him rapping along with Rihanna’s sweet singing in this song, I have to say to him, “No, Em, that’s not why they call it window pane.”

The noun pain expresses physical suffering, as in: Continue reading

Sexy Birthday Homonyms: your, you’re & yore

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The Sexy Grammarian’s sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet:

The pronoun your expresses the possessive of you, as in: Continue reading

Sexy Birthday Homonyms: insure & ensure

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It’s week three of the Sexy Grammarian’s birthday month of homonyms. My sexy example sentences guarantee you will never use the wrong word again! Here’s today’s:

The verb insure is to guarantee against loss or harm, as in: Continue reading

Sexy Birthday Homonyms: sheer & shear

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It’s week three of the Sexy Grammarian’s birthday month of homonyms. My sexy example sentences guarantee you will never use the wrong word again! Here’s today’s:

The adjective sheer expresses transparency, as in: Continue reading